Bikram v Charlie Sheen

Hello beautiful yogis/yoginis/persons/aliens/iguanas/all. Thanks for popping into my blog! I wanted to share a page I recently stumbled upon at yogadawg.com. that was hilarious and very informative. Its a list of quotes by Charlie Sheen and the founder of Bikram yoga, Bikram Choudhury.

For those of you who may not know, Bikram Yoga is the type of yoga that is set in a high temperature room, about 105 degrees  Fahrenheit, and consists of 26 asanas (poses) that are the same for every practice.  But for all intensive purposes, its not really the practice we're going to get into, is the man behind the the heat: Mr. Bikram Choudury.  Bikram has established a reputation for being a bit...ummm...Grand.  Grand in the sense that he has over 40 Rolls Royces and Bentleys; Grand in the sense that he claimed to have taught the Beatles, Richard Nixon, and Pope Paul VI  (none of these claims have been confirmed); and Grand in the sense that he pretty much sees himself as the greatest thing since sliced bread (which come on, is insanity because slice bread was something called a game changer and I've yet to see anything rise to the occasion since...i guess the ipad is a close second). BUT,  with all his Grandness, that's not to say that maybe he hasn't earned it; everyday new people flock to the Bikram method of Yoga because they dig the intensity, the sweat, the challenge...I totally understand.
....I just think his grandiose reputation is awesome to watch and it makes me chuckle, which I like. 

Also, for those who may not know, Charlie Sheen is an American actor who waves his freak flag all over town, and with impeccable pride and commitment. Just for good taste, lets toss in some Charlie Sheen quotes for today's entry:

1.  “I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”
2. "I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
3.  "If you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently."
4. And of coarse, "Winning."

So needless to say....yes. So much yes. 
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But to the point:  When reading the quotes below, your job is to guess whether Charlie Sheen said it or Mr. Choudhury said it.  (PS: the answers are at the bottom).

I copied and pasted it down below, but I'll also leave the link riggggght here > http://www.yogadawg.com/quiz5.htm

I hope you enjoy! If you don't like it, feel free to let me know, just don't be a jerk about it please. Thanx.  Happy Holidays to all and to all a Bhakti night. MUAH!


Who Said It (Bikram Choudhury or Charlie Sheen)? - A YogaDawg Quiz


INSTRUCTIONS: Place a B or a C in each set of quotes.



1. They lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and just look at their loser lives, and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it.' Well, no, and you never will, stop trying. ____

What happens when they say they will commit suicide unless you sleep with them? What am I supposed to do? Sometimes having an affair is the only way to save someone’s life. ____

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2. The nights I don’t sleep it’s because there’s a higher calling telling me to stand guard. ____

I'm feeling sleepy, because I haven't gone shopping for a long time. ____

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3. I'm in show biz. I entertain people. ____

I am grandiose because I live a grandiose life; what’s wrong with that? ____

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4. I should be the most honored man in the country. ____

I’m different. I have a different heart. I have a different type of blood. ____

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5. We had a saying that the fun stops at one. They’d just puke all over it. ____

Don't throw up on the carpet. It's new. ____

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6. I’m battle tested bayonets. ____

I'm bullet proof, waterproof, wind proof, money proof, sex proof, emotion proof, stress proof, strength proof. ____

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7. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. ____

Nobody fucks with me. ____

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8. I am special, and I will never be one of you! ____

I'm a product of Beverly Hills. ____

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9. I control my kingdom like a gangster. ____

I look like a gangster? Well, I feel like a gangster. ____

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10. We are a totally fucked up society. ____

This is like a sober acid trip. ____

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11. I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin rock star from Mars‏. ____

What are they eating for breakfast on Jupiter? ____

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12. I have balls like atom bombs, two of them, 100 megatons each. ____

I'm an F-18 and I will destroy you in the air. ____

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13. Who the fuck is this YogaDawg? He's the only guru in America who doesn’t think I’m joke. ____

Who the fuck is this YogaDawg? He's the only person in America who doesn’t think I’m a joke

 ANSWERS:

1. Charlie, Bikram
2. Charlie, Bikram
3. Bikram, Charlie
4. Bikram, Charlie
5. Charlie, Bikram
6. Charlie, Bikram
7. Charlie, Bikram
8. Charlie, Bikram
9. Bikram, Charlie,
10. Bikram, Charlie
11. Charlie, Bikram
12. Bikram, Charlie
13. Bikram, Charlie